For tax purposes and other VOODOO MOJO REASONS, I’ll be acquiring an extra copy of this tome of eldritch horrors. Rather than keeping it to let its dark magicks infect the corners of my home and befuddle my electronic devices, I will be passing it along to a number of the people responsible for keeping the Homestuck Machine moving, including Art Team members, forum admins and POSSIBLY MORE.
We will all do our best to desecrate the book before delivering it to ONE LUCKY AND POSSIBLY CURSED WINNER.
How can you be the one to face this cruel damnation? Well, it’s pretty simple:
Reblog this post exactly once, no more and no less, and then be luckier than everyone else you know.
By reblogging this post, you acknowledge that it will take some time for a book to get to the people it is supposed to get to so that they can all draw in it or perform the sacred rites of Mithras over its coveted pages. This book will not arrive at its final destination until well after the New Year, including after a trip to Germany and back. That is why I’m starting the process now.
Just to further infuriate everyone, I will leave the contest open until 12am EST on Christmas Day.